I Am Coronavirus

I am Icarus. I am an Eve, and I have tasted the apple. It was sweet ‘n sour. The great flood has come, but I shall rise with it to be born into a new world. In this world we can go outside. I have been smote in retribution for my evils, but I repent: I was wrong to hang out in the city before lockdown.

I probably have COVID-19!

(Update 7/20: I didn’t)